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This time it’s the old-spice guy in a form unlike that which I could have ever imagined possible:
Comments found in article “Statistical Analysis of U of Chicago Graffiti“:
This time the insight lies in the part where he says “.. and wished that I could just use my hands instead of me feet ..”. Cheers.
Not quite sure what to make of this one, other than that it is obviously hilarious. This is presented as a valuable find in the quest to making sense from nonsense, “The Theory of Quantum Interpretation of Uncertain Passages of Law”:
In a way it seems almost paradoxically recursive.. in fact.. let’s not even go that direction with this exercise. Instead, I present this as the first installment in my experiment of attempting to glean insight about the culture of Slashdot from Slashdot. Hey, it’s all about the lulz.
If you weren’t aware of it before, you probably know it by now. Anything interesting or useful that rears its head on Slashdot will likely be ripped to shreds by what has quickly become the nets most vicious and petty peanut gallery.
Slashdottians know nothing, they accomplish nothing, and their opinions are worth nothing. They are uniformly bitter, small-minded geeks who overestimate their own importance and their own skillz. They are, for the most part, losers. Their biggest accomplishment is in insulting others’ spelling and grammar, attacking the GPL license despite their grade level understanding of it, and tricking people into clicking on goatse.cx links. They are know-it-all blowhards who use their computers primarily for Pornography and online gaming, at which they cheat regularly to offset their complete lack of motor skills.
Despite touting the wonderous greatness of linux and open source, they all use Windows and Internet Explorer. They like Macs because of OSX, but want it to run on X86 so they can steal a copy and give nothing back. They will eventually buy a Mac due to their inability to run Windows without crashing it constantly by their own stupidity, and become raving unbalanced lunatics who do more harm than good for the Mac community by claiming that the G4 is quadruple the speed of a dual 3Ghz Xeon box.
They lie about their own experience to make their case, and when you win an argument with them, they post anonymously in order to tell you they’ve had sex with your mother.
Don’t become a regular here, you will become retarded.
Yoda the Retard